Sunday, December 28, 2008

apekah yang apekah??

yea,Malaysian sangat bersopan santun

mungkin mengandungi...camne 2....

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Ho ho ho

A 5 year old kid and his mom went to a shopping complex somewhere in New York,
Christmas eve was around,
And there was Santa in the mall...He was listening to the children's whispers and was sitting on a big chair.

On the way back, the kid asked, "Mommy, who is Santa?"
Mom replied, "Santa is an rounded belly old man, with a white beard. HE brings presents to kids every christmas, and he wears a red suit,while riding rain deers to give presents."

The Kid asked again, "where does he live?"
Mom replied, " The north pole, dear."
The kid replied, " He must be lonely,penguins and polar bears lives there right?."
Mom : errr,

Kid : "Mommy, just now i saw the news"
Mom : Really? what did u see?
Kid : A man with a white beard
Mom : Santa? nice..
Kid : No no no...the news lady called him ter,rrr,sst, trorast...
Mom : It's terrorist dear
Kid : ..Mom, that man had a white beard, and his belly is huge....why are they cruel
to him? Why Santa?
Mom : that is because.....

Kid : And mommy mommy, Yesterday I was at Malik's house,
Mom : REally?
Kid : Malik is a Muslim, he told me, mommy, what is Muslim?
Mom : Errr
Kid : and Mommy mommy, i saw santa claus at Malik's house yesterday
Mom : Santa who?
Kid : He was going outside. He was carrying a big black bag!
Mom : How do you know he was santa dear?
Kid : He had a white beard, a big belly and he was wearing red!!!!
Mom : He must be Malik's dad, (going out to throw the trash)---smacked her forehead
Kid : MAlik's dad is Santa? Coooool!!!!

Kid : i heard from Malik, every grown muslim man needs to grow a beard, is Santa muslim?
Mom : *stunned* trying to divert kid's attention,,...

The story is just a rant, to let us think about it.

orang tua awesome

mamat ni priest kat italy...tapi passion utama die dalam life...
death metal..x bley bla orang tua ni,hahaha...
siap ade death metal band name fratello metallo..and ade 3 album kalo x silap..
talking about passion...hahaha


the "Incredible Hulk" of our times??? He got married 28 times and has fathered 35 sons and daughters. The eldest, Sameh, is 24 years old, while the youngest, Sayyed, is only three. Medical tests have proven that his strength equals 260 horsepower.But a normal healthy man with a good stamina didn't even get to 1 hp. He can bend a metal coin with his eye socket or his tongue. Then he breaks it in two with his bare hands. He also claimed his medical report requires him to have 15 times of sex a day


Thursday, December 25, 2008

DEc. 25

Christmas...from my observation,is enjoyed by many,
even the non christian too....
well,no wonder,
the thought of santa and his rain deers,
and also the present giving thingy plus the snow,
And opening up the presents,
The mistletoe and stuff,

yea,what peaceful image it creates in this forsaken world...

But then,In our country, we celebrate every festival..
Seboleh-bolehnya nak celebrate abes!
i just chatted with my friend in Russia,
On Christmas eve,he has classes and there's no holidays,
and my dad told me, when he was in LA,
The atmosphere there was just normal,
NO big budget celebrations and such

Our country..talking about multiracial community..

I ain't being to radical here,
but, 4 me,as a Muslim, it's not wrong 2 wish others,
just do not get too indulged in the celebration,
coz,remember the pine tree..
The YAhudi protector,Yea,When the time comes

yea, I respect other religions,
And I dont condemn any,
It's just a rant,
from what i observe....
WE do make too much of a celebration in out country,
WE are number one in that sense.
But in other senses,
Are we actually growing weaker day by day?

It's good to fantasize all those stuff,
just don't overdo it..ahahahaa

p/s : If it snows in Malaysia, Tasik Shah ALam,Titiwangsa,+ ors would be a large skating ring..hahahaha

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

War of the Phage- Day 2

Day 2

It is getting colder...the call for reinforcements seems to fade away..
The troops are dropping one by one like bacteria under antibiotics..
Munitions are running low, each of us with only a mag 2 move on..
The phage army found our hideout, and riddled us with more and more bullets,
without forgetting the constant shelling.

All hope is lost...


amidst the smoke and debris,
a light reaches us,
Thank god, reinforcements have arrived.

An Ezede bomb dropped from our bombers....


In an instant the phage army was only a distant memory.
All that remains, was a few, which was gunned down by a cat and mouse chase,to the very end..

Victory, although short, was a pure satisfaction...

WE march on,
into the war clad battlefield,
with senses 360,
WAtching eveything that lingers around...

The reinforcements, without fail had proven to be helpful.
The general had been kind enough to send us nurofen-type bullets and shells..
Hell Yeah,
We're gonna fry these bastards straight out from the system


War of the Phage- Day 1

Day 1

An explosion in the sky shook everything up. The Phage Nation made a surprise attack at dawn, leaving a large amount of casualty behind. They were too quick. Everything was gone in a split second.

All that is left were remnants of the white army. We fleed into the higher grounds.
Commander Retro Virus (RV) planned a counter attack involving a flank attack.

Mission failed. WE were far too outnumbered...Our standard Panadol carbine are far less superior than the flu-gun used by the phage army in the battle. Out of 40, 10 of our troops lost their lives..commander RV too was seriously wounded, though thankfully not fatal. The enemy...yeah, we gave them a hell of a fight though overcomed by vast differences...They lost a few soldiers and a few trucks.

As we retreat into the depths of the vein forests, A distress call was made, seeking reinforcements. coverage was shitty..Damn Maxis..huh. All we did was pray for the best and barricaded our posts...while shivering in fear under the heavy mucus rain and constant shelling of the T-4 artillery by the Phage army. Bummer...Where's the Damn reinforcements....

Saturday, December 6, 2008

malam smalam

aku nampak Hummer H2 uncle Don nye...num plate TV3....
giler cool...aku pn nak

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Bush's secret conversation

President Bush’s Secret Conversation

A Company Conversation:

(Music. Beep.)

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is
here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yes

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What’s
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about
the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.
: - Well, that’s what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that’s what I’m
telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that’s what I’m asking you,
Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : -
I mean the fellow’s name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu
is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya’ asking me
Condoleeza : - I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : -
Well, I’m asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That’s the
man’s name.
George B. : - That’s who’s name?
Condoleeza : -


George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the
name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : -
Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
Condoleeza : - That’s correct.
George B. : - Then who is in
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza :
- Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you’re starting to piss me off now,
and it’s not ’cause you’re black neither. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. So why don’t you get me the Secretary General of the United
Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks.
And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You
want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don’t want Kofi.
B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then
get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy
at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you
please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well,
who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes,
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two
sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good
idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to
the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle
East? I don’t know.

(Door slam. Music.)

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

A Jijiking experience

Based on post Straightness should never be bent....aku ade nk sambung sket...pengalaman

1st case

It was 1 yr ago...aku tgh drive and zue,min,kosar ngan bai ade skali.....
Dkat sec 7...
Ade kancil kt sbelah and ade sorang mamat arab boroi tgh drive,
and nampak mcm ade sorang budak kecik kt dlm 2...kitorag ingat anak die...
tibe2, " budak" 2 bagi lapdance dlm kete.....time 2 kat trafik light....
"budak" tu adalah midget pondan....Babi tol....Jijik sial....
haduih.....xleh buat kt negara sendiri,,,kat sini pulak die mai memaksiat...
apa daa....and we REALLY look up 2 Arabs....

2nd case

IT was 3 weeks ago...Aku tgh isi minyak kat shell sec.9..
So, pam sbelah aku ni adelah sebijik honda accord tgh isi minyak gak..
The driver,sorang mamat yg agak jambu...yea,the 'soft2" type one,and the passenger mmg la ade but buat pe nak identify kan...
mase nak keluar..dierang mcm, aku mcm pissed off la,apehal x jln2 nih..
aku potong honda tu,and aku nampak aksi jijik gler...
both tgh bermanja2 and bercium2..siap mouth kissing...Both Lelaki!

FUCK gler...aduiii....nsb baek x accident...haha
Get a room u retards!..

Itulah pengalaman yg agak traumatik....
Masya-Allah...Jangan jadi ape2 bala kat Malaysia ni sudah...
Yg lagi teruk dari Tsunami tuh....
Itu pon dah cukup dasyat dah....

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

ayat baru

aku blaja ayat baru dari Pj...

GIGAm..gila gambar...

semoga meneruskan kegigaman...


Monday, November 24, 2008


Buat malu je....
Wallahualam...up 2 u

thanks 4 the info keen.

A 100th post special!

When u'r hungry and in need of refreshments, particularly after a tiresome day at work or a hard session of exercise, this is what u need...My special drink. The Paan.HAhaha, gler prasan..

aite, here it goes


U'll need 2 bananas..that's what i usually do..or 1 or any amount you want..


a blender




Strip them off


1 Tablespoon of oatmeal, or any stuff u want


Ice cubes..up to your liking


Mix 'em up


Blend it


Pour it


All done

U can also put any type of fruits to your liking.

Serves 1.....Enjoy!

Wow...that's all i can say

Thursday, November 20, 2008


I was tagged by mea,

Link :

1. Post these rules before you give your facts.
2. List 8 random facts about yourself.
3. At the end of your post, choose 8 people to tag and list their names, linking to them.
4. Leave a comment on their blog, letting them know they're tagged.

Fact 1

I am straight, there are no traces of bending. TO hell with that...Read my post abt it...I pray to god i would not stoop that low, and i wont. I love girls! a non perverted way.hahahahaha...Pardon me for my hahahahahaha, it's a habit, by means of chatting in the net or on the phone...til my friend thought i was high on crack..hahahha

Fact 2

I am sengal...yup...and yea, i kinda blurt out crazy stuffs..ahaha, but rest assured, i'm not crazy.
I have a craze for coffee...Tho sumtimes, i fall asleep after drinking coffee,,damn,
eventho it's a double espresson head's just crazy...and ow yea, coffee with sugar is not quite my liking...hahaha...tho,yea,sumtimes if there's sugar in it...wut to do..hahha....


I kinda formed a therapeutic habit of taking pictures and playing the guitar when i'm stressed..Tho, I like taking pictures of objects...and sucks at taking ppl's pics..learning at it tho..And yea, I still have a long wayyyyyy to go before becoming a guitar god...adoi..

Fact 4

I listen to various genres of songs..which kinda surprised a few of my friends...yea, i may dress up hip-hopically---..but,i listen mostly 2 rock...well,talking abt judging a book by its cover..hahhaah..But yea, anything dats good to the ears are fine with me..

Fact 5

I am practically an amateur in anything i do...but,yea,i'm trying to improve myself here

Fact 6

I am single, and enjoying it.haha..Tho I'm riddled with questions like, when are you getting a gf and stuff..well,thanks 4 ur concern....but,yea, i'm still enjoying it..But one thing that really makes me wonder...there's always a story about me and any anynomous person..hahaha, digosip plak...adey...

Fact 7

I love food..hahaha...Which sometimes I would spend quite a fortune 2 eat...not withstanding, my miniscule student allowance..haaha...well, hutang kalori boleh dibayar...hutang puas dibawa mati...I shed off calories by exercising..punish the lemaks! and yea, in the same time, enjoy...kill 2 birds with one stone,,

Fact 8

People change and I change...Any errors done makes us human....To err is human, to forgive is divine...Yup, i dun care if ppl want 2 say a shitload of badmouth behind my it or not, as saint-ly as u r...u will sometimes badmouth accidentally...tho it might be in a good manner.. hahhaa...Just chill....Tho, it'll be interesting to know who badmouth u and wut the badmouthing are...hahahaha...not everybody loves you you know.

I wanna tag....

6)mea(tag ko balik)hahahhahaa

got the message?

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Shoes...How to buy them

I'm not a certified physician,but i learned a few stuff about getting the right shoes, and yeah,i kinda want 2 share it

This post is for ppl looking for sports shoes!

There are the low arches,the high arches and the normal arches if i'm not mistaken...
well,that's called foot pronation....
ever wondered if you're feeling sore at your legs after you wear certain shoes...or worse injured?

You got yourself wrong shoes...

aite, to check what type of pronation you are,check your running/walking/any shoes you're wearing..

observe your right shoe

| |
---> ur right leg/shoe (inner, left part) |_|(outer---right part)

same goes with ur left foot...just reverse it's position.
Check TAPAK!!!!

IF ur outer/right part is worn out/haus...ur a high arched pronation type of foot...
Those with these pronation are prone to injury and needs shoes with extra support and cushioning..

If ur inner/left part is worn out/haus, ur a low arch..usually, i heard,running shoes with a stablizing midsole are for low arch fot...

If ur back is worn out...ur a normal too much info on this tho..

Apologies for lack of info...perhaps i focused too much on high arched foot..hahaha, coz i have a higharched pronation.

It's simple tho...just ask the salesperson wut type of shoes are suitable for your kind of leg..

If you're looking for running shoes/ training shoes, go to any shops specified for running...i.e. Brooks, New balance...Just try asking the people in there,they'll know wut to do...

Well,that's sumting i wanna share...yea, my lack of info may not be good, ut at least, hey, u might know ur foot type.

Remember,just ask..If they dunno...well,hahhaa..It's ur luck then.

P/s...For wide footed ppl (me included)...Look 4 new balance....they have large sizes and wide cuttings...

zionism crap

"The Jews belong to a dark and repulsive force. One knows not how numerous the clique is, how they stick together, and what power they exercise through their unions. They are a nation of rascals and deceivers."

-Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman statesman and writer

Obama the great false hope

Sunday, November 16, 2008

A friend of mine said this

I cant remember who said this

U kan,ade rupa jadi businessman yg flamboyant jumpe klien kat hotel2 besar..

Hahahaha, X bley blah


Exam dah abes....
Celaka nye criminal...nasib baik bley buat...struggle la tapi...

Monday, November 10, 2008

Straightness must never be bent!!

I'm not too well versed,
i admit,
but,as a muslim, i have the urge to say it,

remember the Lut-ians...well, kaum nabi LUT...
Yea, the freaking homos, From Sadum land----Where sodom derives its name...yada yada yada
Malaikat pon dierang nak bang....masya-Allah...

Yea,people have said it's a free country and all,
and it's human right and stuff,
yea, i understand, it's a "hak milik" masing2...

but have u heard of tegur kesalahan method, i mean for a Muslim,
by words,by hands or selemah2 ur heart...(correct me if i'm wrong)

It's not OK to say "Biarlah"-"Let it be"
especially for a Muslim..
tho u may not say it out loud,
but deep in your heart,just say NO!
Tegur lah dalam hati...

Okay,Pertaining to the title,

The Lut-ians,
remembered how they die?
Even Allah forbids nabi lut to look back during his way out of Sadum,
The land is turned,
Forced onto the lowest elevated place on earth,
The dead sea,
Which, it's like damn saaalltyyy,
till anything can float on top of it...
Which goes by its name, DEAD....
Allah Almighty,
He's trying to show us something,
how low these people have stooped!!!

See how These People met their doom?

The world is at its doom,
Y should we speed up its doom even more?


Thursday, November 6, 2008

Secret Diary of a prisoner

Dpt dari Fehy...

Prepare for your impending doom, puny mortals!

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.........

with this disguise,they'll never catch me

Wednesday, October 29, 2008


Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern
The Flash
Iron Man
Wonder Woman
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Monday, October 27, 2008

i have a 2nd blog!


purely 4 my photography + poems...

but,no updates yet till 17th nov...exams!!!! [-_-]

aku ade awek baru...wohoo

my canon EF 50mm f1.8 II....ooraa
alhamdulillah berjaya gak dapat ngorat..

Sunday, October 26, 2008

the methodology of left out

it always happen..

any events going on will not be known,

friends huh?
even the oldest of friends or the closest of neighbours...daang..

friends again huh?

if any of u hate me or have a problem with me..tell me u motherfucker!
no heart's better dat way...

no ill feelings towards anyone here...


well that's life...

life goes on

no whining about it,

people come and go,

well, application of the chill word must go on,

fly away,far far away

Saturday, October 25, 2008

stupid questions, smart answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us ligh t only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Friday, October 24, 2008

a right brainer i am

You Are 20% Left Brained, 80% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.

Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.

If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.

Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.

Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.

If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.

Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Friday, October 17, 2008



kisah rakanku mengambil gambar

seorang rakanku memiliki sony cybershot k810...
mmg bukan main lagi la menangkap gamba,...

tapi, satu bende yg lawak gile la psl member nih...
kan ade setting utk landscape,portrait..etc utk gamba...
member aku ni,ingat landscape mode bile kite amik gamba secara melintang and portrait bile menegak...kelam kabut die tuka mode, and komplen gamba x cun...

maka nasib baik sorang lagi member aku dan aku tolong2 explain sket2 cmne nk setting..
alhamdulillah,die pon dapat la amik gamba lebih elok...

p/s....bukan mengutuk atau mempermainkan.maka tort of defamation x diapply..hehehhehehe

..bile ade bende canggih,rajin2lah explore...jangan jadi bimbo

aku pon sangap gak bile mule2 main SLR..tapi aku rajin bertanya..cewah....
jangan terase kepada pihak berkenaan...hehehhee

Monday, September 29, 2008

Metal styles

Metal styles. aku dapat dari amir

I think this is a hilarious way to visualize the different genres. Haha read on!

The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave… without the princess.

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, fucks her again, then leaves.

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, and drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads its guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess’s bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the “HEAVY METAL” protagonist.

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves.

The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards the dragon and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

The protagonist's mother drives the protagonist and his friends to the castle. He kills the dragon with some awesome arm-spinning and spin-kicking while his friends observe the scene with their arms crossed; then the princess laughs at the protagonists ridiculous hairstyle and the boys leave weeping.

The protagonist hitchhikes to the castle, asks the dragon for some bucks, buys some cans of beer, gets pissed, insults the princess as “monarchist cunt” and “commerce bitch” and leaves the castle in a black maria.

The Protagonist arrives at the castle without any clothes on and grunts loudly for a few minutes. Then he fucks the dragon in every body cavity it has, kills the dragon, fucks the carcass the same way again, grunts loudly again for a few minutes, grabs the princess and fucks her in every body cavity she has, kills her and fucks her in the same way again. Then he piles up the dragon’s and princess’s remains, fucks them in every body cavity they have, grunts loudly and screams senselessly for a few minutes. Then he leaves.

The protagonist arrives in a limo. The dragon lets them in as long as they sign an autograph for its mom who is a big fan. The protagonist leaves with the princess and they get married.

The protagonist arrives along with a cold wind of winter in the middle of the night, frustrates the heck out of the dragon until it dies of fear and desolation, comes to the princess and discusses how to clean make- ups without inflicting skin irritation.

The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidentally knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in anger that someone messed up his dance routine.

The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

a rush of blood to the head

elmo stress
jgn mare sesame street fans..:P

feast sblom raya...hahha

kalo dapat camni bukak puasa konfem x sahur 3-4 hari

Thursday, September 25, 2008

al fatihah

an aunt of mine passed away yesterday,
to be precise, Aunty Wan,
The story of her death really startled me,
as told by my mom,
she had just finished her zohor prayers, and is still in her telekung,
she called the imam of her area,
and as the imam arrived at her hse with his wife,
she joyfully payed her zakat and donated to the charity,
but then, she collapsed a lil and the imam's wife helped her up,
she regained her conciousness and the imam helped her thru her sakaratulmaut,
aiding her in the kalimah syahadah...
and she passed away peacefully, in the holy month of Ramadhan....

She passed away in a very iman-ic maner, as such she was enjoying her zakat and her sedekah, and also still in her telekung, draped in wudhu'..

She is to be remembered.
Her tearful like eyes supresses her pain and agony while she always let out the most cheerful smile that can sooth you,
Her bear hug is always meaningful, as if u r hugging a teddy bear,
and her coolness and her very sabar manner is just what u need when u are down,

Al fatihah, may god bless ur soul,
especially in this holy month of ramadhan.....

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

balik dari masjid

mase balik terawih tadi,
parking kat tepi jalan sampai 2 layer...
akunye kt dalam nye layer,
so ade la kancil menghalang aku keluar..(aku balik time 8)
10 minit ak menunggu, xde gak org keluar..
alhamdulillah ade pakcik sorang ni,kebetulan kete die blakang kancil tuh,
alhamdulillah, bley gak aku keluar...
die siap reverse cepat2 bagi aku jalan lagi 2..pergh,baik tol pakcik tuh..
god bless u dude...
aku b4 pakcik 2 sampai ade gak tersumpah seranah pemilik kancil 2..adey...kene sabar lagi byk nih,...bulan baik nih..

moral of the story...




i kinda stumbled upon the mitsu carisma pic here...
wow,resemblance to the waja is uncanny tho..
well,the judgement is up to u.
Tho we claim its our own design....
(aku pon pakai waja ini bukan insult yer)

Friday, September 5, 2008

just to pass some time

*If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1...

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number

*If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number

If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...

If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...

If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...

If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number

If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...

Number 1 *

*You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,
jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritive,
famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people
position,they are often like to be independent, will never be under
others, self confident people!

You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get
marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have
opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your
enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a
good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that
everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go
anywhere from the localshop to the heart of the parliament because you are
possitive and well tallented in numerous issues!! But in yourlife you will
always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down.
This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behaviour you will be hated by
some people too...

Your family life is very cool,you will have a very nice partner &
wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...

**Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

**Number 2 *
**No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the
Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a
lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in
your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to
time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical,
artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon,
comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can
be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who
wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your
own home).

If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can
feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your
words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge
you can predict the situation.. You will become poets, writers, any
artistic business people!*
*You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get
marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole
family.* *If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family
vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of
your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power
behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

**Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

**Number 3*

*You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious,
loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems
within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything..
You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go
always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to
work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get
anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other
younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect
people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you
are not a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player
you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then here you go, what can I
say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be
long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too
much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a
guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will
spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And
number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!!
If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking
attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition
focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!

**Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

**Number 4*

*You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important
matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough wordpower..Might
put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you
are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you
are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you
spend most of the time after girl friends (almost)at times, you will have
sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your
time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed
and don't know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your
good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what
you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love
in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example
you have got a degree in some thing.. but you will be unemployed.. or will
do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well...All
you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart.
And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a
bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...

**Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

**Number 5*

*You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are
often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are
aperson who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be
famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc..
Very popular with sense of humour ,you are the one your friends and families
will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit
and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u
get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will
have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tendto go for
other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your
popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is
the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer
with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's
your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

Number 6*

* are born to enjoy.. You dont care about others. I mean
you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be
very good in either education or workwise or business management! You are
talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very
beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in
your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just
made perfect for love. You are loveble by any other numbers. But if you are
a number 6 man, you will experience kinda looks from most girls and will
involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are
girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring
person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then
you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a
very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of
compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good
judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for
every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world
of love one step further...

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

Number 7*
**You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic,
very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education,
music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real
problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the
subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value
your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a
certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very
talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their
marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life,
but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all
their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the
standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you
need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't,
then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are
wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to
contribute lots to this world!!!

**Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

**Number 8*
**You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will
understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and
say "this is what". You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I
mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your
parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the
way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will
learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight
for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with
handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always
prepared to help others. Well..once you get married (which is often
late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and yo! u become safe. You will
face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous
animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence,
courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a
family team. You are a fighter!

**Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

**Number 9*

* guys are the uncompatible people in the world. You are so
strong, physically and mentally. You are often have big-aims. You will work
hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family
problems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you
achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so
much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge
and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger
age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to
have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and
macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering
or banking jobs coz people a! lways trust you. Your family life is very
good, but will have worries over your children. Your such qualities are
humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve
targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are
totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.

Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2*


I am on a sinking ship,
on a voyage to an untamed land,
I am not a black sheep,
Only seeking permission to land,
I am looking for peace,
and I found it in your arms,
I want to be in one piece,
free from firearms,
I want a pleasure of dying,
not a ghost wandering without rounds,
I don't want to die a weakling,
not on a battleground,
I want to run from everything,
everything that holds me down,
I want a free living,
free from all frowns,



Saturday, August 30, 2008

The Kids Are Alright...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze.

"The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

"Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born.

Couldn't walk for a year."

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Law 123;Law and haprak

alkisah seorang makhluk Allah yg masih belajar foundation law di sebuah uni swasta...
belom secara rasminya jadi budak law...semangat..aduii..xleh nak kate...kalah lawyer betol kot..

Gaya cakap nak macam lawyer...belanja pon nak macam lawyer(nasib baik kaya)...
cakap psl kes, kalah org dah graduate law......sangat2lah 'LAW'

suatu hari, semasa kes 'altantoya' sedang hangat seperti tahi ayam....die tiap2 hari pergi ct. proceeding...well, bagus jugak la,nk blaja gaya lawyer2 berhujah..

Malangnya, lain pulak dipelajari...mase di toilet, die ternampak lawyer2 dan Dpp sedang merokok...
Die merasakan perbuatan ini sangat cool dan 'LAW'..

maka pada masa itu juga die mula merokok....
aku dan seorang sahabat menggeleng kepala je...aku pon blaja law, tapi xde la sampai 'LAW' cam2....haduiihhh..

Rokok yang dirokoknye ialah dunhill light...menurut rakan yg smokers tegar...makhluk itu sangatlah 'pussy'...kerana nk merokok tapi amik light je...ape kelas...(disclaimer)..aku tatau sgt psl rokok2 terpulanglah kat org yg tau psl rokok nih....

so begitulah cerita makhluk yg sangat 'LAW'....di mana budak2 yg dah nak abes degree pon x perangai cam2....

cerita ini tidak bertujuan mengaibkan mana2 pihak,,,,semoga mendapat faedah dan pengajaran....

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Law 666: Law and stereotype

When i started reading law, dated back 2 my pre-law days...there are tons of stereotypes i've encountered about law students and the law profession itself...

1."ambik law ni, x takut ke nanti defend klien bersalah? nanti rezeki x halal la, berdosa la...

korang ingat graduate2 teros jadi karpal singh ke?..aduii...x semestinya dah graduate nak jadi lawyer..ade gak jadi LA,lecturer....terpulang la ape ko nak buat lepas graduate

2.sume org, i mean "malaysians" ingat bile jadi lawyer, cume ade criminal lawyer je...

aduii...banyak lagi cabang ade..nak jadi lawyer masuk court or tanak masuk court pon bley, i.e litigation and conveyancing.

3."Jadi lawyer sebelah kaki kat neraka, sebelah kaki kat syurga"
Terpulang kat individu....

4."Law students ni sangat2lah bersosial"
Al-kisahnya,seorang makhluk Allah ini dapat tau aku blaja dgn penuh stereotypenya, tanggapannya terhadapku ialah, aku seorang yang sangat bersosial, serta kaki pompuan dan die kate, mari la ke kelab and bawak la budak2 pompuan yg blaja same course ngan aku skali...

maka stereotype budak law ialah...
  • suke clubbing
  • kaki pompuan
  • social tahap meraban
  • dan bende2 sewaktu dgnnya
mmg la kene sosial..tapi x semestinya ke arah 2....mmg la ade gak bebudak yg buat camni....tapi bukanlah majority.........korang pnyer pasal la ni...aku x buat pon bende2 tuh,aku sangat 'nerd' :P.....ramai yg aku kenal xde la meraban buat camni,,,

5. Budak law mesti tahu kes 'Altantuya'

Adui...kekadang pegi memane,sume mesti tanye soalan tu...nyampah aku
jiran aku lawyer...and die x give a damn about that case..hahahhaa

6. "nanti kalo ko dah keje jadi lawyer, kalo aku ade apape problem boley la mintak tolong"

Aduuhhh.....walaupun ade 'kalo'.....bunyinya macam dah plan nk buat salah in the near future ...huhu....
Kalo la pun aku jadi lawyer, insya-Allah aku tolong...but if not, screwed you are...

So, inilah ape yg ingin aku rant-kan..hahahhaa...ia sekadar untuk meng-inform dan tidak berniat melukakan hati mana2


Friday, August 22, 2008

this is good

Suatu hari, Imam Al-Ghazali berkumpul dengan murid-muridnya lalu beliau bertanya (Teka Teki ) :

Imam Ghazali = " Apakah yang paling dekat dengan diri kita di dunia ini ?
Murid 1 = " Orang tua "
Murid 2 = " Guru "
Murid 3 = " Teman "
Murid 4 = " Kaum kerabat "
Imam Ghazali = " Semua jawapan itu benar. Tetapi yang paling dekat dengan kita ialah MATI . Sebab itu janji Allah bahawa setiap yang bernyawa pasti akan mati ( Surah Ali-Imran :185).

Imam Ghazali = " Apa yang paling jauh dari kita di dunia ini ?"
Murid 1 = " Negeri Cina "
Murid 2 = " Bulan "
Murid 3 = " Matahari "
Murid 4 = " Bintang-bintang "
Iman Ghazali = " Semua jawaban itu benar. Tetapi yang paling benar adalah MASA LALU. Bagaimanapun kita, apapun kenderaan kita, tetap kita tidak akan dapat kembali ke masa yang lalu. Oleh sebab itu kita harus menjaga hari ini, hari esok dan hari-hari yang akan datang dengan perbuatan yang sesuai dengan ajaran Agama".

Iman Ghazali = " Apa yang paling besar didunia ini ?"
Murid 1 = " Gunung "
Murid 2 = " Matahari "
Murid 3 = " Bumi "
Imam Ghazali = " Semua jawaban itu benar, tapi yang besar sekali adalah HAWA NAFSU (Surah Al A'raf: 179). Maka kita harus hati-hati dengan nafsu kita, jangan sampai nafsu kita membawa ke neraka."

IMAM GHAZALI" Apa yang paling berat didunia? "
Murid 1 = " Baja "
Murid 2 = " Besi "
Murid 3 = " Gajah "
Imam Ghazali = " Semua itu benar, tapi yang paling berat adalah MEMEGANG AMANAH (Surah Al-Azab : 72 ). Tumbuh-tumbuhan, binatang, gunung, dan malaikat semua tidak mampu ketika Allah SWT meminta mereka menjadi khalifah pemimpin) di dunia ini. Tetapi manusia dengan sombongnya berebut-rebut menyanggupi permintaan Allah SWT sehingga banyak manusia masuk ke neraka kerana gagal memegang amanah."

Imam Ghazali = " Apa yang paling ringan di dunia ini ?"
Murid 1 = " Kapas"
Murid 2 = " Angin "
Murid 3 = " Debu "
Murid 4 = " Daun-daun"
Imam Ghazali = " Semua jawaban kamu itu benar, tapi yang paling ringan sekali didunia ini adalah MENINGGALKAN SOLAT . Gara-gara pekerjaan kita atau urusan dunia, kita tinggalkan solat "

Imam Ghazali = " Apa yang paling tajam sekali di dunia ini? "
Murid- Murid dengan serentak menjawab = " Pedang "
Imam Ghazali = " Itu benar, tapi yang paling tajam sekali didunia ini adalah LIDAH MANUSIA. Kerana melalui lidah, manusia dengan mudahnya menyakiti hati dan melukai perasaan saudaranya sendiri "

"sampaikanlah walau satu ayat"..

Monday, August 18, 2008

Sunday, August 17, 2008

galle-ria 1

the classes of law 497(law n politics) led by Mr irmo stormed the galeri Saas and istana Alam Shah....

well, here are the chronological events that goes during the trip...

in the bus

tangan sengal

hahaha,bas grp lagi 1 kt belakang

arrived, we have

the gallery

tourist batak


the area nearby

ol skool view

frontal view

the gallery again
the corridoor

we are vain

going in

our lecturer and our guide

everybody seems restless

well, the gallery is a veryyy old building, dated back to the colonial days.
It's a gift 2 the sultan, if not mistaken, and he ensures it stays preserved, in its original form..

Here's the end of the 1st part...part 2 coming soon