Thursday, November 27, 2008

Bush's secret conversation

President Bush’s Secret Conversation

A Company Conversation:
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(Music. Beep.)

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is
here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yes
sir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr.
President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What’s
happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about
the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on
me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.
: - Well, that’s what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that’s what I’m
telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that’s what I’m asking you,
Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : -
I mean the fellow’s name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in
China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of
China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu
is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya’ asking me
for?
Condoleeza : - I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : -
Well, I’m asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That’s the
man’s name.
George B. : - That’s who’s name?
Condoleeza : -
Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the
name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : -
Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condoleeza : - That’s correct.
George B. : - Then who is in
China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in
China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza :
- Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause.
Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you’re starting to piss me off now,
and it’s not ’cause you’re black neither. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. So why don’t you get me the Secretary General of the United
Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks.
And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You
want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don’t want Kofi.
George
B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then
get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy
at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you
please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well,
who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in
China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes,
sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two
sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the
phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good
idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to
the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle
East? I don’t know.

(Door slam. Music.)

5 comments:

keen said...

hahahaha kesian bush

dee.m.saari said...

hahahaha. tula. kesian bush. extremely funny tho

Dr.Sid said...

gle lawak doh!!hahahahaha

Niealex said...

tak sangka la kan aku akan baca ni sampai habis.
adeh.. lawak.

zAhIR@h said...

hahahahaha! ok that was FUNNEYH!!!