Monday, September 29, 2008

Metal styles

Metal styles. aku dapat dari amir

I think this is a hilarious way to visualize the different genres. Haha read on!

The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave… without the princess.

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, fucks her again, then leaves.

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, and drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads its guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess’s bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the “HEAVY METAL” protagonist.

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves.

The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards the dragon and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

The protagonist's mother drives the protagonist and his friends to the castle. He kills the dragon with some awesome arm-spinning and spin-kicking while his friends observe the scene with their arms crossed; then the princess laughs at the protagonists ridiculous hairstyle and the boys leave weeping.

The protagonist hitchhikes to the castle, asks the dragon for some bucks, buys some cans of beer, gets pissed, insults the princess as “monarchist cunt” and “commerce bitch” and leaves the castle in a black maria.

The Protagonist arrives at the castle without any clothes on and grunts loudly for a few minutes. Then he fucks the dragon in every body cavity it has, kills the dragon, fucks the carcass the same way again, grunts loudly again for a few minutes, grabs the princess and fucks her in every body cavity she has, kills her and fucks her in the same way again. Then he piles up the dragon’s and princess’s remains, fucks them in every body cavity they have, grunts loudly and screams senselessly for a few minutes. Then he leaves.

The protagonist arrives in a limo. The dragon lets them in as long as they sign an autograph for its mom who is a big fan. The protagonist leaves with the princess and they get married.

The protagonist arrives along with a cold wind of winter in the middle of the night, frustrates the heck out of the dragon until it dies of fear and desolation, comes to the princess and discusses how to clean make- ups without inflicting skin irritation.

The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidentally knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in anger that someone messed up his dance routine.

The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

a rush of blood to the head

elmo stress
jgn mare sesame street fans..:P

feast sblom raya...hahha

kalo dapat camni bukak puasa konfem x sahur 3-4 hari

Thursday, September 25, 2008

al fatihah

an aunt of mine passed away yesterday,
to be precise, Aunty Wan,
The story of her death really startled me,
as told by my mom,
she had just finished her zohor prayers, and is still in her telekung,
she called the imam of her area,
and as the imam arrived at her hse with his wife,
she joyfully payed her zakat and donated to the charity,
but then, she collapsed a lil and the imam's wife helped her up,
she regained her conciousness and the imam helped her thru her sakaratulmaut,
aiding her in the kalimah syahadah...
and she passed away peacefully, in the holy month of Ramadhan....

She passed away in a very iman-ic maner, as such she was enjoying her zakat and her sedekah, and also still in her telekung, draped in wudhu'..

She is to be remembered.
Her tearful like eyes supresses her pain and agony while she always let out the most cheerful smile that can sooth you,
Her bear hug is always meaningful, as if u r hugging a teddy bear,
and her coolness and her very sabar manner is just what u need when u are down,

Al fatihah, may god bless ur soul,
especially in this holy month of ramadhan.....

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

balik dari masjid

mase balik terawih tadi,
parking kat tepi jalan sampai 2 layer...
akunye kt dalam nye layer,
so ade la kancil menghalang aku keluar..(aku balik time 8)
10 minit ak menunggu, xde gak org keluar..
alhamdulillah ade pakcik sorang ni,kebetulan kete die blakang kancil tuh,
alhamdulillah, bley gak aku keluar...
die siap reverse cepat2 bagi aku jalan lagi 2..pergh,baik tol pakcik tuh..
god bless u dude...
aku b4 pakcik 2 sampai ade gak tersumpah seranah pemilik kancil 2..adey...kene sabar lagi byk nih,...bulan baik nih..

moral of the story...




i kinda stumbled upon the mitsu carisma pic here...
wow,resemblance to the waja is uncanny tho..
well,the judgement is up to u.
Tho we claim its our own design....
(aku pon pakai waja ini bukan insult yer)

Friday, September 5, 2008

just to pass some time

*If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1...

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number

*If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number

If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...

If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...

If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...

If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number

If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...

Number 1 *

*You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,
jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritive,
famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people
position,they are often like to be independent, will never be under
others, self confident people!

You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get
marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have
opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your
enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a
good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that
everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go
anywhere from the localshop to the heart of the parliament because you are
possitive and well tallented in numerous issues!! But in yourlife you will
always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down.
This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behaviour you will be hated by
some people too...

Your family life is very cool,you will have a very nice partner &
wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...

**Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

**Number 2 *
**No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the
Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a
lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in
your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to
time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical,
artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon,
comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can
be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who
wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your
own home).

If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can
feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your
words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge
you can predict the situation.. You will become poets, writers, any
artistic business people!*
*You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get
marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole
family.* *If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family
vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of
your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power
behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

**Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

**Number 3*

*You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious,
loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems
within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything..
You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go
always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to
work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get
anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other
younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect
people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you
are not a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player
you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then here you go, what can I
say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be
long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too
much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a
guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will
spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And
number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!!
If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking
attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition
focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!

**Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

**Number 4*

*You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important
matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough wordpower..Might
put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you
are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you
are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you
spend most of the time after girl friends (almost)at times, you will have
sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your
time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed
and don't know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your
good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what
you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love
in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example
you have got a degree in some thing.. but you will be unemployed.. or will
do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well...All
you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart.
And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a
bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...

**Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

**Number 5*

*You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are
often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are
aperson who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be
famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc..
Very popular with sense of humour ,you are the one your friends and families
will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit
and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u
get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will
have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tendto go for
other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your
popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is
the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer
with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's
your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

Number 6*

* are born to enjoy.. You dont care about others. I mean
you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be
very good in either education or workwise or business management! You are
talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very
beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in
your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just
made perfect for love. You are loveble by any other numbers. But if you are
a number 6 man, you will experience kinda looks from most girls and will
involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are
girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring
person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then
you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a
very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of
compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good
judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for
every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world
of love one step further...

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

Number 7*
**You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic,
very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education,
music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real
problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the
subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value
your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a
certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very
talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their
marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life,
but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all
their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the
standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you
need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't,
then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are
wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to
contribute lots to this world!!!

**Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

**Number 8*
**You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will
understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and
say "this is what". You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I
mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your
parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the
way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will
learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight
for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with
handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always
prepared to help others. Well..once you get married (which is often
late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and yo! u become safe. You will
face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous
animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence,
courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a
family team. You are a fighter!

**Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

**Number 9*

* guys are the uncompatible people in the world. You are so
strong, physically and mentally. You are often have big-aims. You will work
hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family
problems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you
achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so
much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge
and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger
age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to
have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and
macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering
or banking jobs coz people a! lways trust you. Your family life is very
good, but will have worries over your children. Your such qualities are
humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve
targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are
totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.

Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2*


I am on a sinking ship,
on a voyage to an untamed land,
I am not a black sheep,
Only seeking permission to land,
I am looking for peace,
and I found it in your arms,
I want to be in one piece,
free from firearms,
I want a pleasure of dying,
not a ghost wandering without rounds,
I don't want to die a weakling,
not on a battleground,
I want to run from everything,
everything that holds me down,
I want a free living,
free from all frowns,