Bush's secret conversation

President Bush’s Secret Conversation

A Company Conversation:
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(Music. Beep.)

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is
here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yes
sir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr.
President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What’s
happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about
the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on
me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.
: - Well, that’s what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that’s what I’m
telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that’s what I’m asking you,
Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : -
I mean the fellow’s name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in
China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of
China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu
is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya’ asking me
for?
Condoleeza : - I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George B. : -
Well, I’m asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - That’s the
man’s name.
George B. : - That’s who’s name?
Condoleeza : -
Yes.

(Pause.)

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the
name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : -
Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condoleeza : - That’s correct.
George B. : - Then who is in
China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in
China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who is?
Condoleeza :
- Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause.
Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you’re starting to piss me off now,
and it’s not ’cause you’re black neither. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. So why don’t you get me the Secretary General of the United
Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks.
And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You
want Kofi?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You don’t want Kofi.
George
B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then
get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy
at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi?
George B. : - Milk! Will you
please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well,
who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in
China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes,
sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi.
George B. : - All right! With cream and two
sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the
phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good
idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to
the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle
East? I don’t know.

(Door slam. Music.)

A Jijiking experience

Based on post Straightness should never be bent....aku ade nk sambung sket...pengalaman


1st case

It was 1 yr ago...aku tgh drive and zue,min,kosar ngan bai ade skali.....
Dkat sec 7...
Ade kancil kt sbelah and ade sorang mamat arab boroi tgh drive,
and nampak mcm ade sorang budak kecik kt dlm 2...kitorag ingat anak die...
tibe2, " budak" 2 bagi lapdance dlm kete.....time 2 kat trafik light....
tengok2...WTF!!!!
"budak" tu adalah midget pondan....Babi tol....Jijik sial....
haduih.....xleh buat kt negara sendiri,,,kat sini pulak die mai memaksiat...
apa daa....and we REALLY look up 2 Arabs....

2nd case

IT was 3 weeks ago...Aku tgh isi minyak kat shell sec.9..
So, pam sbelah aku ni adelah sebijik honda accord tgh isi minyak gak..
The driver,sorang mamat yg agak jambu...yea,the 'soft2" type one,and the passenger mmg la ade but buat pe nak identify kan...
mase nak keluar..dierang mcm stop..so, aku mcm pissed off la,apehal x jln2 nih..
aku potong honda tu,and aku nampak aksi jijik gler...
both tgh bermanja2 and bercium2..siap mouth kissing...Both Lelaki!

FUCK gler...aduiii....nsb baek x accident...haha
Get a room u retards!..

Itulah pengalaman yg agak traumatik....
Masya-Allah...Jangan jadi ape2 bala kat Malaysia ni sudah...
Yg lagi teruk dari Tsunami tuh....
Itu pon dah cukup dasyat dah....

ayat baru

aku blaja ayat baru dari Pj...

GIGAm..gila gambar...

semoga meneruskan kegigaman...

hahahhahaa

Daaaaaaang

Thinkaboutit......
Buat malu je....
Wallahualam...up 2 u

thanks 4 the info keen.

A 100th post special!

When u'r hungry and in need of refreshments, particularly after a tiresome day at work or a hard session of exercise, this is what u need...My special drink. The Paan.HAhaha, gler prasan..

aite, here it goes

1.

U'll need 2 bananas..that's what i usually do..or 1 or any amount you want..

2.

a blender

3.

Milk


4.

Strip them off


5.

1 Tablespoon of oatmeal, or any stuff u want


6.

Ice cubes..up to your liking



7.

Mix 'em up

8.


Blend it


9.

Pour it


10.


All done


U can also put any type of fruits to your liking.

Serves 1.....Enjoy!

Wow...that's all i can say

Tag-o-logy

I was tagged by mea,

Link :
http://platinum-platform.blogspot.com/2008/10/its-nice-to-get-tagged-at-least-for-me.html


TAG!
1. Post these rules before you give your facts.
2. List 8 random facts about yourself.
3. At the end of your post, choose 8 people to tag and list their names, linking to them.
4. Leave a comment on their blog, letting them know they're tagged.


Fact 1

I am straight, there are no traces of bending. TO hell with that...Read my post abt it...I pray to god i would not stoop that low, and i wont. I love girls! yay..in a non perverted way.hahahahaha...Pardon me for my hahahahahaha, it's a habit, by means of chatting in the net or on the phone...til my friend thought i was high on crack..hahahha

Fact 2

I am sengal...yup...and yea, i kinda blurt out crazy stuffs..ahaha, but rest assured, i'm not crazy.
I have a craze for coffee...Tho sumtimes, i fall asleep after drinking coffee,,damn,
eventho it's a double espresson shot...my head's just crazy...and ow yea, coffee with sugar is not quite my liking...hahaha...tho,yea,sumtimes if there's sugar in it...wut to do..hahha....

Fact3

I kinda formed a therapeutic habit of taking pictures and playing the guitar when i'm stressed..Tho, I like taking pictures of objects...and sucks at taking ppl's pics..learning at it tho..And yea, I still have a long wayyyyyy to go before becoming a guitar god...adoi..

Fact 4

I listen to various genres of songs..which kinda surprised a few of my friends...yea, i may dress up hip-hopically---..but,i listen mostly 2 rock...well,talking abt judging a book by its cover..hahhaah..But yea, anything dats good to the ears are fine with me..

Fact 5

I am practically an amateur in anything i do...but,yea,i'm trying to improve myself here

Fact 6

I am single, and enjoying it.haha..Tho I'm riddled with questions like, when are you getting a gf and stuff..well,thanks 4 ur concern....but,yea, i'm still enjoying it..But one thing that really makes me wonder...there's always a story about me and any anynomous person..hahaha, digosip plak...adey...

Fact 7

I love food..hahaha...Which sometimes I would spend quite a fortune 2 eat...not withstanding, my miniscule student allowance..haaha...well, hutang kalori boleh dibayar...hutang puas dibawa mati...I shed off calories by exercising..punish the lemaks! and yea, in the same time, enjoy...kill 2 birds with one stone,,

Fact 8

People change and I change...Any errors done makes us human....To err is human, to forgive is divine...Yup, i dun care if ppl want 2 say a shitload of badmouth behind my backs..hahhaa....like it or not, as saint-ly as u r...u will sometimes badmouth accidentally...tho it might be in a good manner.. hahhaa...Just chill....Tho, it'll be interesting to know who badmouth u and wut the badmouthing are...hahahaha...not everybody loves you you know.


I wanna tag....

1)Husna
2)Diana
3)IZmil
4)Luqa
5)Siddiq
6)mea(tag ko balik)hahahhahaa
7)keen

got the message?

Shoes...How to buy them

I'm not a certified physician,but i learned a few stuff about getting the right shoes, and yeah,i kinda want 2 share it

This post is for ppl looking for sports shoes!

There are the low arches,the high arches and the normal arches if i'm not mistaken...
well,that's called foot pronation....
ever wondered if you're feeling sore at your legs after you wear certain shoes...or worse injured?

You got yourself wrong shoes...

aite, to check what type of pronation you are,check your running/walking/any shoes you're wearing..

observe your right shoe

_
| |
---> ur right leg/shoe (inner, left part) |_|(outer---right part)
(back)

same goes with ur left foot...just reverse it's position.
Check TAPAK!!!!

IF ur outer/right part is worn out/haus...ur a high arched pronation type of foot...
Those with these pronation are prone to injury and needs shoes with extra support and cushioning..

If ur inner/left part is worn out/haus, ur a low arch..usually, i heard,running shoes with a stablizing midsole are for low arch fot...

If ur back is worn out...ur a normal foot.....no too much info on this tho..


Apologies for lack of info...perhaps i focused too much on high arched foot..hahaha, coz i have a higharched pronation.


It's simple tho...just ask the salesperson wut type of shoes are suitable for your kind of leg..

If you're looking for running shoes/ training shoes, go to any shops specified for running...i.e. Brooks, New balance...Just try asking the people in there,they'll know wut to do...


Well,that's sumting i wanna share...yea, my lack of info may not be good, ut at least, hey, u might know ur foot type.

Remember,just ask..If they dunno...well,hahhaa..It's ur luck then.

P/s...For wide footed ppl (me included)...Look 4 new balance....they have large sizes and wide cuttings...

zionism crap

"The Jews belong to a dark and repulsive force. One knows not how numerous the clique is, how they stick together, and what power they exercise through their unions. They are a nation of rascals and deceivers."

-Marcus Tullius Cicero, Roman statesman and writer

Obama the great false hope

A friend of mine said this

I cant remember who said this

U kan,ade rupa jadi businessman yg flamboyant jumpe klien kat hotel2 besar..
hahahhahaha...


Hahahaha, X bley blah

LiberationTransmission

Exam dah abes....
Celaka nye criminal...nasib baik bley buat...struggle la tapi...

Straightness must never be bent!!

I'm not too well versed,
i admit,
but,as a muslim, i have the urge to say it,

MUSLIMS!!
remember the Lut-ians...well, kaum nabi LUT...
Yea, the freaking homos, From Sadum land----Where sodom derives its name...yada yada yada
Malaikat pon dierang nak bang....masya-Allah...

Yea,people have said it's a free country and all,
and it's human right and stuff,
yea, i understand, it's a "hak milik" masing2...

but have u heard of tegur kesalahan method, i mean for a Muslim,
by words,by hands or selemah2 iman...by ur heart...(correct me if i'm wrong)

It's not OK to say "Biarlah"-"Let it be"
especially for a Muslim..
tho u may not say it out loud,
but deep in your heart,just say NO!
Tegur lah dalam hati...

Okay,Pertaining to the title,

The Lut-ians,
remembered how they die?
Even Allah forbids nabi lut to look back during his way out of Sadum,
The land is turned,
Forced onto the lowest elevated place on earth,
The dead sea,
Which, it's like damn saaalltyyy,
till anything can float on top of it...
Which goes by its name, DEAD....
Allah Almighty,
He's trying to show us something,
how low these people have stooped!!!

See how These People met their doom?

The world is at its doom,
Y should we speed up its doom even more?

THINK!

Parliamentary democracy

:P

Secret Diary of a prisoner

Dpt dari Fehy...
..............




Prepare for your impending doom, puny mortals!




Day 983 of my captivity.


My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.........












with this disguise,they'll never catch me

when ants fight