Say my name

Are the residents called Fuckers?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend?

If the town produces jam, it'll be a fucking jam

If the town has its own mascot, wonder what it'll be.

What do you ask a pedestrian when you want to mail a letter, 'Excuse me, where's the Fucking Post Office?'

And, perhaps, it's just like in America ...you can never find the Fucking Police when you need them!

adagio of strings

finally,after the upgrade..

sembahyang

i may not be the most religious person in the world,
but, there;s a point i like 2 prove...


when we say we are going to the surau to pray,
ppl will say,

"pergh,ko ni baik sial!!"

or even if we tell sumbody we want to pray,

ppl still go
"ko ni mmg baik sialll" or "fuyyooo"



for god's sake,
SEMBAHYANG tu WAJIB la bongok!!!!!
xde maknenye nk baik ke jahat....
forgive me for my tardiness, aku pon jahil gak kekadang.....

between cicak and insects

ari 2 aku ade sembang ngan member aku,

basicaly,ia simple je,psl cicakman and spiderman, dan relevanciesnya...

maka,rancak2 bersembang, maka die ade ckp,berdasarkan pendapat sorang pakcik tua ni,

cicak lah binatang yg almost sebabkan nabi muhammad S.A.W nk kene bunuh dgn kafir laknat..
tapi,kite warga malaysia, sanjung sangat2 cicakman...dah le kurus kering,baju pon hodoh.perangai pn irritating....etc.

cube tgk org putih,amik spiderman,based on binatang yg selamatkan rasulullah tu...
adey,dah le costume pn gempak....power pn better....

well, think about it...just giving a thought

it's not about being conservative ye,haha,,
tapi best gak kalau ade Dhobman(cicak kt padang pasir)hahahaha

Typical Uitm stereotype malay thought

i met a friend,a very ooold one,
back when i was in std. 3,
we chatted,
he asked where i was studying,
i said Uitm,
straightforwardly he said,
"haaa jangan aku dapat tangkap gambar ko tgh main",
it's a joke though,
well, i replied back, "tak mungkin la, jangan harap"hahaa,
well insistedly he goes on and on with the topic claiming he got friends doing this
"skodeng" thingy...it become no more of a joke
adeyy

u dickhead!! when u see Uitm all u think is pl fucking around??
aeyy, open ur eyes, mase aku kat UM pon berlambak je kes...
cume pasal Uitm tpt melayu,2 jadi fokus.....ye ar 2, tempat melayu..

well,as shitty as uitm can be, it still is where i'm gonna obtain my degree(insya-Allah)
not like u dickhead mo-fos.....
well,think about it u lame malays,,,,

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


aku x emo ek,hahaha

what is

in malay,ppl call it tahi hidung...
if translated..daaang, should it be

nose shit,nose faeces,nose waste, nose dung, nose crap,

or could be said, the nose is defecating,shitting..hahahhahaa,,

well,what about the eyes....

eyeshit,eye faeces, eye waste,eye dung,eye crap...

omg,the eye is defecating,shitting,...

adey.....some things are not meant to be translated at all......

how a drummer rapes a song

these dudes are crazy...
fucking awesome!!!!

-High-

High and fly,
our dreams come by,
unlike a pig sty,
where i see flies,

of all lies,
intoxicate the skies,
full of alibies,
which goes all i buy,

if truth is a labor,
are lies a minimum wage?,
contemplating souls of thy,
on a one way street,

In a tale called truth,
Its just a dew,
none make sense,
fabricated, we go.

red panda

ia benar.hahhaha
bukan fantasi semata2...hahaa

Di kelas admin

pada petang yg aman di kelas ganja,
Pak Berahim bercerita,
dari subsidiary legislation,
die ntah ke mana,
bermula dengan tongking ayam(btol ke ejaan),
mengatakan sesiapa yg memakannya bercakap banyak,
seperti juga "bende" itu tgh exercise,

kemudian ditambah pula dengan teksi,
teksi buasir la pulak,
di mana die meng-describe atas teksi tu macam ade buasir,
di KLIA,hahhaa,

Tidak cukup dengan itu,
kite mengembara ke kedah pule,
di mana,
aku terdengar buah yang paling tah-pape,
arakian buah itu bernama,
buah k*** mamak,
aduiii,

tidak cukup dengan itu,
masuk pula ke alam sekitar,
di mana,jika udara berkualiti tinggi,
maka tahi hidung kita warna putih,
kerana mengikut pengalaman pak berahim,
die pernah naik bas yg sebabkan taik hidung die hitam,
adeyyy....

sambung pulak,
sarung tangan pompuan pakai,
itu fashion lame,
katenye,
rubber tapper dah bergaya dulu,
tak cukup pulak,
perebutan parking,
antara student dan lecturer,
serta kemenyerutan manusia di UITM,
umpama ulat taik...

aduiii...
Itulah admin law,wahai member2 sekalian....

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