Wednesday, November 11, 2009

jantan-ness

Have you ever wondered why people honk at you .02 seconds after the light turns green? Or why some people take Connect Four a little too seriously? Well, it may be the length of their fingers. That’s right, the difference in length between your 2nd finger (or pointer finger) and your 4th finger (or ring finger) is thought to be an indirect measurement of testosterone levels you were exposed to during fetal development. The more testosterone, the longer your ring finger compared to you pointer finger.

In a recent study, researchers from the University of Liverpool and Oxford used this measurement to link aggressiveness in primates with the levels of prenatal testosterone in utero. They found that Old World monkeys tended to have a low 4th digit (4D) to 2nd digit (2D) ratio (i.e. their ring fingers were longer than their pointer fingers) and also exhibited aggressive, competitive, and promiscuous behavior. New World monkeys (like gibbons), on the other hand, along with Great Apes (like chimps and orangutans) tended to have a higher 2D:4D ratio. These species were found to exhibit much more cooperative and tolerant behavior. The results of the study have implications for our own social behaviors. We live in large multi-male, multi-female groups and are (usually) quite cooperative. This study, and more like it, could start to shed light on the origins of our sociality.

The use of digit ratio as a measurement of prenatal testosterone is not new, however. Many researchers have used it even in humans (we are primates after all) to try and predict various behaviors, aptitudes, and personal characteristics. For example, some of the traits suggested to correlate with low digit ratios (ring longer than pointer) include greater male fertility, assertiveness in women, and greater musical and athletic ability. These studies looked at the increased competitive nature brought out in individuals with exposure to high levels of prenatal testosterone.

So the next time someone cuts you off, just know it might be the case that their 4th digit is longer than their 2nd… so try to leave your 3rd digit out of it.

p/s : it also indicates ur not gay...ahahaaaa

source : http://www.sciencebuzz.org/blog

Science exam.ahahaha

CHILDREN'S SCIENCE EXAM ANSWERS

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
And nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old,so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the Five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie

Q: What does 'varicose' mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section.'
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome .

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight



from http://www.sciencebuzz.org/blog/those-crazy-kids-and-their-science-exam-answers

Friday, November 6, 2009

ringgit ringgit bill yaw.

Just now i had a chat with my dad. WE talked about how the economy is getting fuckier day by day...rite, this is how it began...we were in khalifah, lepaking..so, we ordered naan and tandoori...craving for a while..dpt la gak...wow, tandoori chicken's price has increased crazily....i remembered a few years back it was only RM 3.50, and now its friggin RM6!..same goes with all the food stuff...

I remembered when i was enjoying my SPM break...a chapati and a limau nipis cost me like RM 2...now it's like RM3+....this applies to other food stuff...even the fast food and basic necessities...like milk....2-3 years back the dutch lady milk cost like only, what, RM 3? now it's like RM 4.50...Even subway has increased its price...by RM 1...and for a foot long, an extra RM 2....

no wonder corruption is like a norm...and these corrupted bastards too are the ones responsible for these price hikes...although it depends on the world economic and such...but during my visit to singapore, i was amazed by how cheap things are there...(DONT CONVERT THE CURRENCY)..well not that cheap, but still affordable...

now, with the unstable oil prices, no thanks to the dumbass AMericans...and also, again stated, those wretched bastards that causes our price hikes in our country,....no wonder people would do anything for money, and not to mention the increasing crime rates, which me myself am not feeling secured even walking in public.

Ow yea, did i mention the oil price will be increased next year, without the subsidy price by the government, and the subsidy price applies to low income personnels...

well, i guess that's all for today...tho nowadays, money is a friend and a foe...the bestest of friends could kill each other for money..that's how screwed up the world is...and not forgetting the 10% or 30% commission...no offence stated..it's how it goes.

The fudge says whaat???

Exams....3 papers done and i've never felt so down in my life, it's like, waaay different from the previous exams i've took...lack of study...i guess...but i've studied and understood it...luck? maybe...Juris was like aiya....Family...i just hope i'll pass that damn paper...and family...it was ok, considering the mammoth of questions and the ant of a time...

next stop....association law and carriage....which i hope these 2 papers could be a saviour to my 3 disastrous papers....and also the project paper...

It seems that part 5 is very relaxing...but at the same time, when it comes to examinations....daaamn....it feels way different....i hope the project paper compensates my pointer...we worked our asses out for it, and if it turns out bad...2012 wouldn't even be sufficient.

now...new target...no failures....i'm content with losing for the whole duration of my degree....let's not get it started...i just hope to get thru with my degree...

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

my wishlist











from above

1)tokina 11-16mm f2.8
2)Canon powershot s90...
3)canon powershot g11
4)tokina 12-24mm f4
5)sigma "bigma" 50-500mm
6)Canon eos 5D mark 2 + canon ef 24-105mm f4
7)canon ef 70-200mm f2.8
8)canon ef 28-300mm

drool.....

too much to ask? i guess so
wishing my pocket's full...huhuhu
dreaammm...

images taken from www.shashinki.com

Monday, November 2, 2009

days of grotesque brain waves

exams.....y am i not into it...
arghh....
the 4th quarter of the year will always have an emotical impact on the soul....
shyte....perhaps the feeling of discontent...
or content of losing...
or just feeling way shitty

Monday, October 5, 2009

This is a no brainer

http://thejakartaglobe.com/home/indonesian-vigilantes-prepare-for-battle-in-malaysia/331775


DAri korang susah payah nk perang2, baik fikir cara nak improvise negara sendiri...

Islam ade suruh perang ke?
kalo perang pon psl agama terancam..
kalo setakat budaya ngan bende2 x relevan....aduuu

no wonder la macam2 jadi kt korg...
psl korang x reti berfikir..

well, aku tau x semua rakyat Indonesia mcm 2.
Cume orang2 GILE GLAMER ni je.
nak acah2 je ek?
ntah2 screw loose....ajaran sesat rasanya ni...
ajaran Ayah Pendet kot....
black magic???wtf???

nak sihir2????
patutla sampai bile2 xkan maju org area nusantara nih.

well, korang bley berfikir.
aku x kata negara dierang bodoh or bangang...
aku kate orang2 GILE ni je.

Susilo, ko ganyang je la dierang dulu..
kalo ko pasrah je..
aku pn tatau nk kate ape.

Negara kita dah tolong org dierang macam2 dah..
dari tsunami ke gempa ke bagi makan sampai anak cucu x abes2..

WEll, RETARDS....What do u xpect.

Ya Allah, i pray 4 u to stop this madness..
be it a good or bad way, u know best.

pea brainer

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/10/4/focus/4839822&sec=focus

Just probe into this link...
its like WTF????

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Member MErdeka sakan



ni la ape yg kite alami pagi2 time subuh..hahaha



ni lagi SENTAP!!!!!!hahaha...ade terasa...aku ade gak..lol


another public message from retro virus

Friday, September 4, 2009

pandemoniummmmm

Somehow, in the changing of times, the soul wanders freely,
vaguely like a ghost, wandering without a plave to go,
unwanted, disliked, besmirched...

Ever wanted to smoke those fools, kek-wating like hell,
Where we do stuff, genuinely, without a sense of poyoness,
and there we go uncool, but someone else, with better looks or shit,
gets the credit, only to leave us dangling, like leaves of brown,

Ever wondered why u'r left out,
for being who you are, a genuine freak of nature,
mistaken for a pauper, seeking acceptance,
where his intent are pure, friendship ain't a game,
but dismissed like a total fool, left out in event or so,

Ever been in someone's shoe, where dreams are within grasp,
but nevertheless ruptured by close ones, claiming superiority or seniority,
like hell the word care applies, all matters are the essence of discontent,
at the feeling of loosing and alienated for ur thoughts.

A seniority sparks wisdom, but not arrogance, or kekwat,
to chill is never tiresome, and to laugh is not a burden,
cherish the moments inside, for all it may,

feeling like a boy dyed red, runnning in white,
always a contra, in all he makes, albeit the thoughts of those,
typical 'totok'ness, of showing their true race, named like a wither,
of laziness and arrogance, unaccepting the aliens, of which is like gold,
compared to dust, like urself..arses...

So life goes on, in a trance of uncertainty,
unknowingly, who stabs or who's the nurse,
portraying facades of emotions to be captured,
like an aperture, the bigger the better,
in so far, between you and yor soul, it's ubirrimae fidae.