Sunday, March 28, 2010

coming with yellow brains

John asks his grandpa: 'Do you still have sex with Granny?'

Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.

John says: 'what is oral?'
Grandpa: 'I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too'
____________ _________ _________

The 3 tragedies in a man's life:

1- life sucks

2- job sucks

3- Wife does NOT!
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A man is dying of cancer.

His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??'..

Answer: 'so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother.'

'I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.

Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.

The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'
____________ _________ _________

YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.

TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!

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A lady tells her Man: 'I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table'.

The man climbs into bed slowly and says:

'Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?
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Question: 'what's common between a good-looking, faithful, rich
husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?'


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