Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.
John says: 'what is oral?'
Grandpa: 'I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too'
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The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
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A man is dying of cancer.
His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??'..
Answer: 'so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother.'
His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??'..
Answer: 'so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother.'
'I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'
Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'
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YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
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A lady tells her Man: 'I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table'.
The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
'Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?
The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
'Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?
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Question: 'what's common between a good-looking, faithful, rich
husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?'
'BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND'
husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?'
'BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND'
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