coming with yellow brains

John asks his grandpa: 'Do you still have sex with Granny?'

Grandpa says: 'Yes, but only Oral'.

John says: 'what is oral?'
Grandpa: 'I say F**k you, and she says:F**k you too'

____________ _________ _________

The 3 tragedies in a man's life:

1- life sucks

2- job sucks

3- Wife does NOT!

____________ _________ _________

A man is dying of cancer.

His son: 'Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??'..

Answer: 'so that when I die, no one will dare to f**k your mother.'

'I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.

Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.

The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'

____________ _________ _________

YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.

TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!

____________ _________ _________

A lady tells her Man: 'I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table'.

The man climbs into bed slowly and says:

'Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?

____________ _________ _________

Question: 'what's common between a good-looking, faithful, rich
husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?'

'BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND'

Senior Moments.

Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.


As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.

An elderly gentleman....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.. I've changed my will three times!'

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

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(above)mmg fail.....macam cerita hantu ade la

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pangkorisme

(above) Abot's got kinda like a phobia getting on water vessels...big or small, we're literally having fun torturing him

another late entry...a real awesome trip with law-mates....never had a trip this fun, really..

kambing madness

the crew

(above,below) LAMB MAGHDUT

(above) the aftermath

(above) bonus, hummus....the reaaly hummusgasmic food

this was taken around last month....yea, late upload, i know...but, this is a story about valor, courage, and journey, to obtain the LAMB MAGHDUT @ Ar-Rawsha, Jalan Damai, Ampang, KL....

In my personal opinion, no other places can beat the taste of the food here. i mean in an arab-food sorta way.

for 5 people, the lamb maghdut is more than adequate, but for 8 peeps, u'll need 2 of these...couple it with hummus and barbicans or mint tea, u'll get the satisfaction of ur life.

Later, shisha/hookah at al-andalus, niec place, great atmosphere, lotsa gadis, muahahahhaa

(inset) the crew (above)

(below) okay, a smoky time-alone session

zaman2 perindu 4 circa 2006

bebudak pre-TESL buat nih....giler retard..hahaaa

lipid

aku gemuk, aku tau, tapi aku x kesah sgt orang kate aku dah gemuk...pedulik....tapi at times, jaga sket mulut.

kekadang orang tua(not literally tua)..pesan supaya jaga percakapan...tapi kekadang, sendiri pon x buat.hampeh...

kekadang dok repeat apsal besar sangat la, apsal gemuk sangat la, dah besar, ape nak buat....ko tu gene kecik, senyap la...

pelik tul, kalo sakat2 2 ok je, xde hal....i take it as a joke .tapi x payah repeat over and over...nk sound, sabar2...there comes a time when jokes can be not cool..

dan 1 lagi, yang nak merasa nk jadi gemuk, x payah la...it aint worth it...

dan ade orang x gemuk, tapi besar, sebab tulang ngan genetik frame besar...tapi still classify as gemuk...dumbass malaysians....

satu lagi aku tgk, bende low sugar kejadah mahal giler...apekah....jual cereal crappy2 pon mahal2...bende kesihatan sume mahal2....so much for budaya hidup sihat....sedangkan uni aku sendiri nk cari makanan sihat pon susah...mane x bangsa lemah, hari2 nasik lemak ngan nugget mmg la bebal otak....

the side effects of obese, mmg aku tau...aku mmg nak avoid..xnak aku merana seumur hidup..xde keje....so, semoga dapat kurangkan berat....

p/s : hutang kalori boleh dibayar....cuma susah sikit la

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Stalker : Shadow of the Pak Brahim

TAdi time kelas juris, Pak Brahim bercerita, die kate, "ade ke patut, ade student part 5 sorang tanye saya ade bini umur 20 tahun?"....FYI pak brahim is around 60+...

Die kate, " either the i'm crazy or the girl is mad"..haha

then die citer, itu semua rumor belaka....die ade 2 bini...both meninggal dah...tapi yang paling surprising, die citer die ade STALKER....a real psychotic one.....period...

antara ke-sycho-an minah 2.

1. Student hantar assignment kat bilik die kat level 7...minah 2 telefon bini pak brahim kate die "bersama-sama" dgn pak brahim...teros bini pak brahim call die tanye ape buat

2. tibe2 muncul ade sorang minah mengandung claim pak brahim bapak budak dlm perut tu kat bini die

3.segala aktiviti, and phone record pak brahim sume die tau

4. Time PAk brahim hantar bini kat airport, tibe2 minah 2 call bini die kate she's got Pak Brahim all to herself

5.spread rumor pelik2...yg pak brahim kawin minah umur 20 thn

Mak aih...creepy giler stalker....mmg tahap PSYCHO dah nih.