lawyer ooo lawyer

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree'.

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'

'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!'


Lesson Number One: Never trust kind lawyers!!!

For the record

AKU BUKAN GAY/HOMO/SEWAKTU DGNNYA!!!!!!!!!


Just bcoz aku x pernah ade relationship, org da ingat aku homo...siot je


waduh,aku cume enjoy the single life,that's all

shah alame..above

Ever wondered how Shah Alam looks like 21 storeys above ground?
Here it is

grotesqueology

Lost...
Uncertain....
lifeless....

Me-lay

Lay down the table
laid back
me-layu...layu tu,,,


apapepon, kt Uitm ade gak terfikir..sume Melayu...ade gak la a few yg komplen..

"Geez,I'm stuck with all Malays"

Kalo dah x suke sgt, and kalo banyak duit sgt..g la swasta..ape susah...
but in some sense, kekadang terpikir gak cam2...
but still, aku fikir balik.
There's a reason 2 be here...GOd's great...

Perhaps it's to increase my tolerance level, and to see whether i succumb or go against the system ..well, to put it short, it's to test whether i could stand being with my own people, before i could tolerate others...

But it is at times, vague calling it our own people...

Mr Helmi obviously thinks i'm a Mamak...Which I'm not..
Kalo nak mamak btol tgk la Razak Mohaideen....the double 'ee's...speak of it..tho not conclusive...

In short, i got Indian+Arab+Jawa...rojak...aren't we all...don't deny

So that's all 4 my ramblings...ciow

fathery

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital
while waiting for
their wives birth giving.

Then a nurse came out and told to the first daddy,
"Congratulation, you got
twins!".
"Ohh.. maybe its a coincident" said the daddy.
"I am working with the
Petronas Twin Towers"**.** **

Then another nurse came out and told to the second daddy,
"Congratulation!
you have triplets!"
"Wooow!, this is a coincident too" said the
second daddy. "I am working for
3M Corporation"

Another nurse came out and told the third daddy,
"Congratulation! Isteri you
dapat kembar empat,"
"Alhamdulillah! Maybe this is also a coincident. I
kerja di Four Season
Hotel!"

While, the fourth daddy-to-be were in uncontrolled worry.
All the 3 daddies
asked him,
"Why are you seems so worry??"

He answered, "I am working with Seven-Eleven!"*

hutangness

HUTANG KALORI BOLEH DIBAYAR, HUTANG PUAS DIBAWA MATI

Ahahhaa...nak makan, makan la puas2..janji exercise and buang balik/bayar balik kalori terhutang....senang je.....

Kepuasan tu sampai ke mati bley teringat.ahahhahahaa

LALALALAW

Bile terbaca blogpost Azrul, make sense gak...

Law...3 thn blaja...and aku rase ia satu penipuan dan sungguh putar belit..
katenye, cari makan lawyer....well, living on putar belitness that is...

So what started all these litigation madness??
The answer : BRITISH....yea, the whole system of law and all these litigation craziness....

It's good to have your rights protected and stuff, but to the extent of somebody snatching a book from u causing a cessation of movement(Chandrika Gao's case) and also in torts cases, where a simple misdemeanor could lead to the courts...One word, they are really VAIN...in a good way sometimes, but nevertheless, at times seems irritating...although in some ways, it's a good to be direct way...

In our country, we adopt the Pasrah-i-tism rule.....WE give and we forget...although to some extent we do have our PHd in Perasaan Hasad Dengki...But here, the pasrahism may be a courteous thing, but at times, the grudge is the scariest shit among all.

Lets go to the clothings.All the robes and stuff....the crazy hairdo, daamn...Why do we have to adopt this freaky style in the modern world???It aint the stone age. And robes, yeah, it's cool, makes u look distinguished and stuff...tho at times i wonder, Does it?

Okay,there are pros and cons...which, to serve justice in the presence of money..lol....

Back to the clothing or anything related to it.......we are like 50 years independent...so, it's fine if we Use the Civil LAw Act to refer to British Laws in remedying any lacunaes...

But to the extent of clothing? Surely we can think of something else. Of course it's the distinguished presence,look that sets apart the 'lex' people....but yea, it seems like we do not have our own identity regarding to the law...well,the same goes with the other commonwealth countries..

Although it's not my power or authority to say this, it's just a piece of my mind.
It's OK to follow some good things brought by the colonist...But 50 years of Independence, we should do something...or we are just the colonies that never changes.

It's a good thing law exists, to bring peace and upheld morality and all those similar shyte...but then again, Law is also where it's a competition(Common Law), a debate, a drama, reaching for money, which is essential in this so called capitalist world...Tengok Altantuya pon cukup...sampai naik Toya dah pon.

So, these are my opinions, which i do not condemn the system fully, it's just that, I felt some things are just plain ol lame....which needs a revolution...and yea, i do 'love' the law subjects, which there's no calculation, and yea, making your brain cells benchpress to the max..ahahahaha..

So long.

Dawn of war 2

Yep..I'm hooked with this game
It's totally different from the usual dawn of war format...it's more of an RPG..
u get to increase experience levels and also could dispose off unwanted items for experience points...
u can also equip ur characters with lotsa weapons,armors and powerups...

Although there are only 4 factions here, the blood ravens, the eldars, orks, and also the new dudes, the tyranid...

Somehow, it feels like playing starcraft+ warcaft...in a more modern environment.
the blood ravens look like terrans, the eldars are similar to protoss, and the tyranid looks like zerg...

pitures : credit to

www.mahalo.com
www.gamespot.com
www.danscottart.com
www.bollyposter.com






For the emperor...the catchphrase..



These are the characters



I hate the tyranids...although they are easy to kill..hahhaa





These creatures does have some resemblance to the Zerg faction in Starcraft.




THis is the real deal...ahahaaha



the battle with the orks

holy shit!!!!! nak tengok!!!!

Yay

BArbican dah ade jual kat Shah Alam...
mahal sket..but..xyah la nk g KL or cyberjaya mencari..