Indon, Bangla & Malaysian
An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian Chinese are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi is obviously impressed. When he finished his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.
He says "Tiu Nia Ma! In KL we have so many Indons and Banglas that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
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:P
Thursday, December 31, 2009
my avatar character
well, there need not be a new name,
i cld still be called pa'an...sounds navi-ish rite?
u cld do it here
http://www.mcdonalds.at/avatar/?mId=32361842.3
WElcome
Welcome to Islam Stephanie a.k.a Nur Iman Safiyyah, may God be with you.
Welcome new year, the dunia version, the real one has already be welcomed.
welcome new semester, the final semester.
welcome new life.
welcome uncertainties in life ahead.
welcome new possible people to be met
welcome new hardship to go through
welcome new unforeseen consequences
welcome new habits
welcome 2010
Welcome new year, the dunia version, the real one has already be welcomed.
welcome new semester, the final semester.
welcome new life.
welcome uncertainties in life ahead.
welcome new possible people to be met
welcome new hardship to go through
welcome new unforeseen consequences
welcome new habits
welcome 2010
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
suka2
i love photography...
well, i don't know everything about it, but i do have a little knowledge,
so, if i start spurring out photography jargons, suke hati aku,
ape aku peduli ko nak kate boring ke ape.
setengah orang, tau nak menyengih dpn kamera je, tapi cakap sket psl kamera, mula la buat2 bosan. dan posing x tentu pasal. aku tau stengah bab bosan, but deal with it..
ADe 1 kes, aku baru nk setting kamera, lens pon baru nk pasang, flash baru nk pasng, tiba2 dah terpacak posing dpn kamera,,,pastu ade hati nk cakap "very the unprofessional"....WTF...aku baru je sampai tempat tu and event pon mulanya tidak...aku hempuk kang.
tambah lagi orang2 berduit, dah ade kamera mahal x reti nak pakai, pastu harapkan orang lain mengambik gambar, bai x payah.
Dan 1 lagi aku x paham, beria2 nak beli SLR, pastu nak beli paling power and x reti pakai...kalo dah beli pon, last2 tersimpan dalam beg x terpakai....waduh..
Untuk aku, ITS an Insult, sebab aku minat dan aku bersaving nk beli, money doesn't grow on trees...
seriously, aku dah encounter ramai camni....tanya model ape pakai, cakap "ntah, pakai je, beli aje"....at least tau la brand ape instead of tatau apape...yg paling x tahan claim amik course photography, tanye kamera model ape tatau...hampeh...
same la kalo duit banyak sangat, claim alang2 baik beli model paling canggih la, power la, tapi looking back at cara treat kamera lama, baik x payah...unless betol2 nk ade interest in photography...
One more, pakai Dslr nk tunjuk and berlagak cool....adooi, sindrom paling aku x tahan...ko bajet ko lord of the world ke bila pakai Dslr? gantung Slr kat leher jalan buat muka berlagak...adeyy...padahal pakai model biasa and kitlens je...orang lain lens berpuluh ribu pon x menunjuk...
Aku pakai mid level Slr, and aku masih blaja lagi, and gamba2 aku amik, kalo aku tunjuk kat orang pon sebab aku excited, bukan atas sebab menunjuk-nunjuk atau riak, tapi in the same time nk share ngan orang ape aku nampak through my own eyes dan jugak keindahan alam Allah buat untuk kita....kalo sesape fikir aku mcm menunjuk, Silap besar la.
teringat phrase Din kayu (izzudin)..it kinda goes like this
"aku tengok ko ni x macam budak2 lain, bebudak lain giler hipster, pakai SLR, t shirt ngan jeans indie, tapi shooting mode auto memanjang...."
It doesn't matter model kamera ape ko pakai, janji cara ko amik gamba and setting betol...aku ade tengok orang pakai canon 350D dengan kit lens ( entry level, model paling basic) produce gambar yg sangat awesome, compared to orang pakai full frame, lens mahal beribu-riban camera tapi gambar macam sampah...but hey, it's not me to judge...it's an advice....
If u have it already, utilize it...make an effort...bukan nak tunjuk cool je...aku appreciate orang2 yg dengar ape aku cakap psl photography dan tunjuk interest..dan jugak orang2 yg mengajar aku...bende2 camni mmg akan slalu blaja...same goes ngan orang yg betol2 serious nk get into photography....ingat, explore setting2 lain, bukannye main mode auto je...
Mesej ini tidak ditujukan kepada sesiape dan tidak bermaksud untuk memburukkan atau menyakitkan mana2 individu....mesej ini disampaikan untuk orang BERFIKIR.....hal orang ngan duit diorang mmg hak diorang, tapi ni practically pendapat aku...
OUT.
well, i don't know everything about it, but i do have a little knowledge,
so, if i start spurring out photography jargons, suke hati aku,
ape aku peduli ko nak kate boring ke ape.
setengah orang, tau nak menyengih dpn kamera je, tapi cakap sket psl kamera, mula la buat2 bosan. dan posing x tentu pasal. aku tau stengah bab bosan, but deal with it..
ADe 1 kes, aku baru nk setting kamera, lens pon baru nk pasang, flash baru nk pasng, tiba2 dah terpacak posing dpn kamera,,,pastu ade hati nk cakap "very the unprofessional"....WTF...aku baru je sampai tempat tu and event pon mulanya tidak...aku hempuk kang.
tambah lagi orang2 berduit, dah ade kamera mahal x reti nak pakai, pastu harapkan orang lain mengambik gambar, bai x payah.
Dan 1 lagi aku x paham, beria2 nak beli SLR, pastu nak beli paling power and x reti pakai...kalo dah beli pon, last2 tersimpan dalam beg x terpakai....waduh..
Untuk aku, ITS an Insult, sebab aku minat dan aku bersaving nk beli, money doesn't grow on trees...
seriously, aku dah encounter ramai camni....tanya model ape pakai, cakap "ntah, pakai je, beli aje"....at least tau la brand ape instead of tatau apape...yg paling x tahan claim amik course photography, tanye kamera model ape tatau...hampeh...
same la kalo duit banyak sangat, claim alang2 baik beli model paling canggih la, power la, tapi looking back at cara treat kamera lama, baik x payah...unless betol2 nk ade interest in photography...
One more, pakai Dslr nk tunjuk and berlagak cool....adooi, sindrom paling aku x tahan...ko bajet ko lord of the world ke bila pakai Dslr? gantung Slr kat leher jalan buat muka berlagak...adeyy...padahal pakai model biasa and kitlens je...orang lain lens berpuluh ribu pon x menunjuk...
Aku pakai mid level Slr, and aku masih blaja lagi, and gamba2 aku amik, kalo aku tunjuk kat orang pon sebab aku excited, bukan atas sebab menunjuk-nunjuk atau riak, tapi in the same time nk share ngan orang ape aku nampak through my own eyes dan jugak keindahan alam Allah buat untuk kita....kalo sesape fikir aku mcm menunjuk, Silap besar la.
teringat phrase Din kayu (izzudin)..it kinda goes like this
"aku tengok ko ni x macam budak2 lain, bebudak lain giler hipster, pakai SLR, t shirt ngan jeans indie, tapi shooting mode auto memanjang...."
It doesn't matter model kamera ape ko pakai, janji cara ko amik gamba and setting betol...aku ade tengok orang pakai canon 350D dengan kit lens ( entry level, model paling basic) produce gambar yg sangat awesome, compared to orang pakai full frame, lens mahal beribu-riban camera tapi gambar macam sampah...but hey, it's not me to judge...it's an advice....
If u have it already, utilize it...make an effort...bukan nak tunjuk cool je...aku appreciate orang2 yg dengar ape aku cakap psl photography dan tunjuk interest..dan jugak orang2 yg mengajar aku...bende2 camni mmg akan slalu blaja...same goes ngan orang yg betol2 serious nk get into photography....ingat, explore setting2 lain, bukannye main mode auto je...
Mesej ini tidak ditujukan kepada sesiape dan tidak bermaksud untuk memburukkan atau menyakitkan mana2 individu....mesej ini disampaikan untuk orang BERFIKIR.....hal orang ngan duit diorang mmg hak diorang, tapi ni practically pendapat aku...
OUT.
artisan promoter
tried this quiz in Fb...kinda true tho
You are observant, pragmatic, directive, and expressive. In a word, you are a man/woman of action. When you are present, things begin to happen: the lights come on, the music plays, the games begin. Clever and full of fun, you live with a theatrical flourish which makes even the most routine events seem exciting. Not that you waste much time on routine events. In work and in play, you demand new activities and new challenges. Bold and daring at heart, and ever-optimistic that things will go your way, you will take tremendous risks to get what you want, and seem exhilarated by walking close to the edge of disaster. Because of this, you make the very best trouble-spot administrators and negotiators, and can be an outstanding entrepreneur, able to swing deals and kick-start enterprises in a way no other type can.
You also have a hearty appetite for the finer things of life, the best food, the best wine, expensive cars, and fashionable clothes. And you are extremely sophisticated in social circles, knowing many, many people by name, and knowing how to say just the right thing to most everyone you meet.
Charming, confident, and popular, you delight their friends and investors with your endless supply of stories and jokes. At the same time, you are usually something of a mystery to others. While you live in the moment and lend excitement - and unpredictability - to all your relationships, you rarely let anyone get really close to you. You have a low tolerance for authority and commitment, and are likely to leave situations where you are expected to toe the mark, or where you must play second fiddle. You understand well the maxim, "He who travels fastest, travels alone," although you are not likely to be lonely for long, since your boldness and sense of adventure tends to make you highly attractive to many other people.
Famous Promoters include Ernest Hemingway, John F. Kennedy, Madonna, and Donald Trump.
You are observant, pragmatic, directive, and expressive. In a word, you are a man/woman of action. When you are present, things begin to happen: the lights come on, the music plays, the games begin. Clever and full of fun, you live with a theatrical flourish which makes even the most routine events seem exciting. Not that you waste much time on routine events. In work and in play, you demand new activities and new challenges. Bold and daring at heart, and ever-optimistic that things will go your way, you will take tremendous risks to get what you want, and seem exhilarated by walking close to the edge of disaster. Because of this, you make the very best trouble-spot administrators and negotiators, and can be an outstanding entrepreneur, able to swing deals and kick-start enterprises in a way no other type can.
You also have a hearty appetite for the finer things of life, the best food, the best wine, expensive cars, and fashionable clothes. And you are extremely sophisticated in social circles, knowing many, many people by name, and knowing how to say just the right thing to most everyone you meet.
Charming, confident, and popular, you delight their friends and investors with your endless supply of stories and jokes. At the same time, you are usually something of a mystery to others. While you live in the moment and lend excitement - and unpredictability - to all your relationships, you rarely let anyone get really close to you. You have a low tolerance for authority and commitment, and are likely to leave situations where you are expected to toe the mark, or where you must play second fiddle. You understand well the maxim, "He who travels fastest, travels alone," although you are not likely to be lonely for long, since your boldness and sense of adventure tends to make you highly attractive to many other people.
Famous Promoters include Ernest Hemingway, John F. Kennedy, Madonna, and Donald Trump.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Globalization!
A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question :
What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
Answer :
Princess
Diana's
death.
Question :
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegal..... .
That, is Globalization !
Question :
What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
Answer :
Princess
Diana's
death.
Question :
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegal..... .
That, is Globalization !
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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